Things That Might Happen if I Ignore a Text from an Unknown Number Instead of Responding ‘Wrong Number’

The person who mistakenly texted me ‘what’s up’ will think they’re being ignored by a friend because I opened the text then immediately closed it and went back to Googling a celebrity’s name with ‘how old.’The person who mistakenly texted me ‘what’s up’ will think they’re being ignored by a friend and also somehow know that I’m delusional enough to think of a celebrity as a peer.The person who mistakenly texted me ‘what’s up’ will think they’re being ignored by their close friend Ray Romano (age sixty-four).